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Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two ‘working girls’ and take them to their separate hotel rooms.
The first dwarf however, is unable to get an erection.
His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room,he hears his friend shouting out cries of…
‘Here I come again! ONE,TWO, THREE UGH!’
‘Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE… UGH!’
This goes on ALL NIGHT LONG.In the morning, the two met up at breakfast, the second dwarf asks the first, ‘How did it go?’
The first mutters, ‘It was embarrassing. I just couldn’t get an erection.’
The second dwarf shook his head. and said ‘You think that’s embarrassing?
I couldn’t even get on the bed.’