During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level.
I described a typical day this way:
‘Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk, about 6 miles, through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I took a few ‘leaks’ behind some big trees. The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank eight beers’.
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, ‘You must be one hell of an outdoors man!’
‘No,’ I replied, ‘I’m just a shit golfer.’
